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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

sammylied:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT ITS INTENDED USE, SIR

anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

cuntwarrior:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

i am the cat and the butterfly is almost everything that happens in my life

cuntwarrior:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

i am the cat and the butterfly is almost everything that happens in my life

elasticpoodle:


As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

youre-hardtohold:


bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

thefrogman:

Photos by Andrew Milligan/PA Wire

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