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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

meganecon:

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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remember me for centuries

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it


Daniel Radcliffe photographed by Aaron Lynett (2012)

Daniel Radcliffe photographed by Aaron Lynett (2012)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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